I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

After weighing my options here is what I would do.

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

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